Amber: "Mom. I feel like having some cookies."
Me: "Yeah. Me too. I'm too busy, if you want to make them, go ahead."
Amber: "How about some chocolate cookies?"
Me: "That sounds good. I have a recipe on my blog, I'll print it for you."
A little while later.
Amber: "Arrgh! Mom! I messed them up!"
Me: "Well, what's wrong? Did you cream the butter and sugar?"
Amber: Disgusted, "Mom! There's no cream in them!"
Me: Clearly understanding she has no clue what I just asked her, "No, honey. You need to mix the butter with the sugar really well until it's creamy in texture. That's what is called creaming the butter and sugar."
Amber: With a big smile, "Ohhhh! I get it!"
By the way, they were fabulous!
We ate them all.

